I figured out I can also just ctrl-A copy all text on a website for the A.I. to read and summarise it from the clipboard contents. That way there is no html to filter out, just titles and links, recognisable by their lack of verbs.
I suppose it wouldn’t be too difficult from that point on to have it reply to forum posts here.
Further tied the A.I. into Windows Media Player by having it search for music filenames or playlists that contain keywords from the command sentence (e.g. “Play some keyword music by keyword keyword”). Though honestly you can just as well do that with Windows Speech Macros or other virtual assistants. I also thought of having it turn the radio on and off with a WiMo power plug, but then I discovered you can just launch websites that feature live radio.